WHAT UP, DUDE?!?!! MAN, YOU EVER HAVE SOMETHING THAT WAS LIKE, MAN, SO SICK, LIKE…SO AWESOME THAT IT WAS LIKE, NO WAY. YOU EVER SEE SOMETHING SO HOT, SO CHOCOLATEY, AND YOU'RE JUST LIKE "I WANT THAT, MAN. LIKE, I DON'T CARE WHAT IT TAKES. I WANT THAT SO HARD"?? YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT, BROSEPH STALIN?? BILBRO BAGGINS? WELL, I DID IT, MAN. I'M ALREADY AN AWESOME COOKIE, BUT I MADE MY SELF A QUADRILLION TIMES BETTER BY GETTING A BROWNIE **INSIDE** ME. THINK ABOUT IT, DUDE. DELICIOUS COOKIE OUTSIDE, RICH CHOCOLATE BROWNIE INSIDE. AND, OF COURSE, A SPRINKLING OF SEA SALT. I AM THE BRO(wnie) COOKIE TO END ALL COOKIES.

ABROHAM LINCOLN, IT'S SO SICK. YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE. You would not believe.