Ever since I was a kid, I'd get so angry watching A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving. Why? Because Charlie Brown's friends —especially Peppermint Patty— were so upset because they didn't like the 'thrown together at the last minute'-Thanksgiving dinner that Charlie Brown arranged. GIVE ME A BREAK. First off, you invite YOURSELF over to this kid's house, expecting a full dinner?? Do you know how long it takes to cook turkey? And Charlie Brown wasn't even going to be in town for Thanksgiving; he was going to his grandmother's house. But guess what? Charlie Brown is a nice guy, so he does what he can to make his friends happy.

Also, his DOG MADE THE DINNER. Think about that. Do you know any other dog out there who can throw together a meal of various entrees? Do you know any other dog out there who can MAKE TOAST?!? No, you don't. I mean, those kids should have been grateful that they got any meal at all, and they should've been amazed that an animal WITHOUT OPPOSABLE THUMBS made the meal. Sorry, getting all worked up.

A Beagle Thanksgiving contains all the things Snoopy served for Thanksgiving to those ungrateful kids: buttered toast, popcorn, jelly beans, and pretzel sticks. The cookie has popcorn, jelly beans, and pretzel sticks inside, with a buttered toast crumb exterior. It's not so strange, if you think about it. Okay, it is, but at least be grateful that you can eat something based on a meal a dog created. It's Thanksgiving, after all.